Like getting laid? Time to stop calling girls sluts.

This is a call out to all the dudes who are still shaming girls as sluts… STOP.

You are so dumb it is unbelievable, you are literally cock-blocking yourselves. ​

Awhile back I was out at the bar with a group of friends and throughout the night one of my girlfriends was hitting it off with a guy.  They were chatting and flirting and probably sharing a little spit. In the end though his mating ritual was not impressive enough to convince her to indulge in anything more for the eve. This should’ve been fine. Probably the boy could’ve grabbed her number and still had time to try his luck elsewhere. But instead he goes off, calling her a ‘Fucking Slut’ for ‘Wasting his time’. Now this really pissed me off when I found out. Swear I would’ve called him a worm from across the bar if he was still there. 

So fuck you dude! You know who you are if you’re reading this. Come at me bro! (Gonna have a lot of douchebags wanting to fight) 

What right do you have to say anything? She owes you nothing, get some more game homie! Instead you vent your frustration and insecurities in the face of this poor girl. Or how about you just try to be a good person? Guess what, girls are really attracted to this. Na, that is never gonna happen. So let me try to explain it in some terms that your protein caked brain can more simply comprehend:

First off, you are calling her a slut for not getting with you. Come on man, if she was a slut she probably would have got with you dummy. Learn the definition of the word!
Secondly, each and every time you use the word slut in a negative context you perpetuate the idea that being a slut is a bad thing. This will mean that less girls will act slutty as they will not want this negative connotation to be applied to them. Still following?
Therefore, with less girls acting slutty, this will reduce the chances of you meeting a slutty girl. In turn, this will increase your chances of having to make up some story to tell your bros the next day. Stats 101 broski.
So in the end, by calling girls sluts in a negative manner, you are actually helping prevent yourself (and everyone else) from getting laid. 

What’s your problem man? Do you hate your own dick? Do you hate my dick? Stop hating on my dick bro!

Okay now that I’ve got your attention, let’s try to go over some of the real reasons why you shouldn’t be calling girls sluts: 

The Ol' Double Standard - Please explain to me how it makes sense that if a guy sleeps around he is praised while if a woman sleeps around she is shamed. If you can give me a logical reason why this makes sense I’ll fuck you. Seriously. I’m pretty okay some of the time. 

Controlling Women and their Bodies - It is a very regular occurrence in our society to control women and what they can do with their bodies. By putting negative context to certain things a girl wears, does and believes, we are actively taking away her freedom. Freedom is what we’re all about in Canada though!

What is the harm? - Is a single woman acting slutty actually harming anyone? As long as everyone is practicing safe and responsible sex I don’t see the harm that is coming from this. Unless you are Celibaetus, the great Greek god of abstinence, I don’t think you have much of an argument.

Sluts are actually the shit - Some of the most powerful and empowered women that I have met were ‘Sluts’. They owned. They played. They knew what they wanted and they had the confidence, smarts and guts to go get it. These girls didn’t give a fuck what other people thought because they knew they were the shit. I've witnessed them having guys jumping through hoops for them and then taking their pick by the end of the night. Bravo ladies.

A New Definition of a 'Slut' - A strong, confident, empowered woman who sleeps around because she knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to go get it.

And maybe now your big macho self is getting a little insecure by hearing this. You’re probably thinking, ‘Uggghhhh this doesn’t sound good. Empowered. Strong. Confident. I won’t stand a chance!’

Well probably not. B-u-u-u-ut let me tell you, it is good. It’s really good. For everyone. And especially for your dick. 

We as a society need to help empower women to be free to do want they want without feeling scared of being negatively labeled. Then maybe women everywhere will have the confidence to let loose a little more and even sleep around a bit. Imagine if being a slut was as praised as being a ladies’ man. God damn we would all get laid a lot more!

Of course it would also help a lot if creepy dudes would stop drugging, groping, harassing and raping women. But that is another can of worms completely. 

So next time you are thinking about calling a girl a slut, think again. Or even better, frame it in a positive way. I hope I have convinced you to change your mind regarding the word for the sake of women across the world. 
But if not, at the very least do it for yourself. For your own dick. You still won’t be a good person, but regardless you will help turn the perception of a slut into something positive. The world will be a better place as a result.

Conor D Slut

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